Well I don't know why I came here tonight

I've got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared, I might just fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wondering what it is I should do

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face

It keeps showing up all over the place

Well there's clowns to the left of me and jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Well you started off with nothing

And you've found that you're a selfish man

And your friends they all come crawling

And they slap you on the back and say please, please

Trying to make some sense of it all

I can see it makes no sense at all

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor

I don't think that I can take anymore

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you

Well you started off with nothing

And you've found that you are a selfish man

And your friends they all come crawling

And they slap you on the back and say please, please

Well I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Yeah, there's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you

Said I'm stuck in the middle with you

Whoa, I'm stuck in the middle with you